for some unknown reason, richard hammond reminds me of stephen colbert.
If you were unsure about watching Richard Hammond’s Crash Course, I hope this picture will change your mind.
Top Gear quotes - “I have not had my teeth whitened!” - Richard Hammond.
Yes. Everything about this. Is good.
Your hair is perfectly out of place even though it looks like you are going through a mid-season crisis.
And, as I have explained to James, leather is good.
So keep it on for later.
As for that scarf, are you an art student? Oh wait, you were…
Dearest Jeremy and Richard,
It has been such a long while since I have knit-picked your fashion choices. So let’s see what you have been up to in my absence.
My darling oaf, a black winter coat is a classic pick. Good job. But I don’t know how I feel about one of Jame’s floral shirts peeking out at the time. All in all Jeremy, nothing much has changed since the last I’ve picked on your outfits. Considering that a good sign.
And now for our resident elf, Richard… No complains here. Looking damn fine, my man. Just carry on. Keep doing what ever you are doing, because it working.
P.S. Moon shoes, Jeremy, need I remind you which decade we are in?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the aesthetics of Hammond’s arms?