Please and thank you!
Dearest Jeremy, James and Richard,
My darlings, forgot to look in the mirror before stumbling out of the caravan you all seem to have been sharing?
James, the jeans are working, I’ll give you that, but the shirt. We have gone over this formula before denim + denim ≠ an outfit fit for society. In this situation, a floral print shirt would be acceptable.
It is also acceptable next to my bed.
My curly haired oaf, what do we have here? Dark jeans, good. Blue shirt, great. Ill fitting tan jacket, no.
Just leave it in the back of James’ car.
And Hammond, jeans, striped button down AND a denim jacket. You must be desperate for some attention. Those stripes will not make you look taller, don’t listen to Clarkson next time. James wants his jacket back.
All in all boys, maybe I should be the one to dress you
and undress you.
The boys and their choices for the Amphibious Car challenge.
Oh Top Gear, I miss you so much.
This is a James Steed Appreciation Blog.