Dearest Jeremy and Richard,
It has been such a long while since I have knit-picked your fashion choices. So let’s see what you have been up to in my absence.
My darling oaf, a black winter coat is a classic pick. Good job. But I don’t know how I feel about one of Jame’s floral shirts peeking out at the time. All in all Jeremy, nothing much has changed since the last I’ve picked on your outfits. Considering that a good sign.
And now for our resident elf, Richard… No complains here. Looking damn fine, my man. Just carry on. Keep doing what ever you are doing, because it working.
P.S. Moon shoes, Jeremy, need I remind you which decade we are in?