Been watching cowboy films on gloomy afternoons.


I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

posted 4 months ago via pizza with 205,553 notes


what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.



world history is basically just europe pulling a bunch of dick moves on the rest of the world

my blog is basically just europeans pulling a bunch of dick moves on my emotions. 

Social interaction with parents’ friends.

posted 2 years ago with 5 notes

  • mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
  • me: the father of my children
  • mom: what
  • me:
  • me: what

Top Gear and I are on the same page when it comes to music.
  • Arctic Monkeys
  • Elbow
  • Arctic Monkeys
posted 2 years ago with 3 notes

After Watching "A Scandal in Belgravia"
  • Sherlock Fandom: That was amazing.
  • Steven Moffat: Really? You think so?
  • Sherlock Fandom: Of course. Extraordinary. Quite extraordinary.
  • Steven Moffat: That's not what you normally say.
  • Sherlock Fandom: What do we normally say?
  • Steven Moffat: 'Fuck you.'