I must ask, are you channeling your inner Sherlock with that blazer
and the Pink Shirt of Sex?
That black blazer looks wonderful, very slimming neck line. So why haven’t we seen it again? (Oh I know why, here’s what happened: Jeremy saw you in it and couldn’t control his lust for you, so he ripped it right off of you, with his teeth. And for miles around, Hamsters turned gay and the Stig wore his helmet upside-down. It was wonderful.)
PS: If you ever find the remains of your blazer, please contact me, I can show you were to put the needle.