Been watching cowboy films on gloomy afternoons.

Darling James,
I must ask, are you channeling your inner Sherlock with that blazer and the Pink Shirt of Sex?
That black blazer looks wonderful, very slimming neck line. So why haven’t we seen it again? (Oh I know why, here’s what happened: Jeremy saw you in it and couldn’t control his lust for you, so he ripped it right off of you, with his teeth. And for miles around, Hamsters turned gay and the Stig wore his helmet upside-down. It was wonderful.)
Sincerely,
Liz
PS: If you ever find the remains of your blazer, please contact me, I can show you were to put the needle.

Darling James,

I must ask, are you channeling your inner Sherlock with that blazer and the Pink Shirt of Sex?

That black blazer looks wonderful, very slimming neck line. So why haven’t we seen it again? (Oh I know why, here’s what happened: Jeremy saw you in it and couldn’t control his lust for you, so he ripped it right off of you, with his teeth. And for miles around, Hamsters turned gay and the Stig wore his helmet upside-down. It was wonderful.)

Sincerely,

Liz

PS: If you ever find the remains of your blazer, please contact me, I can show you were to put the needle.

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEE thinking of James as Sherlock (or rather, Sherlock as James) just made my day. this gif. i cannot look...
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